If I Say Jump

By Common Chorus Theatre

With skillful storytelling, playful comedy and an original soundtrack, this fast-paced new show charts a morally ambiguous quest for peace and wellbeing in a chaotic time.

 Jenny’s a vicar. But she’s got problems. Her creepy ex-husband keeps sending her flowers – every day. The church hall is being renovated by a dodgy builder, who’s being investigated by the police. And her best friend Danny has turned up in the vestry with a gun.

Danny’s an addict. He’s got anger issues. And he’s just had a fight with his best mate Benson. So when he turns to the church will Jenny be able to do the right thing? And does she even know what that is?

If I Say Jump confronts the unexpected consequences of the snap decisions we make when things get stressful. A contemporary western set in Barnsley, it’s for anyone who ever asked “why on earth did I just do that?”

Suitable for ages 12+

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“Absolutely fantastic! Superb acting. One of the best things I've seen.

Great fun, with a deeper message. That was really entertaining.

First visit ever. Absolutely Fab! Will definitely come back (@Square Chapel)

The pace of the piece and the gentle but true observations and humour of human character was fantastic.

Brilliant play. Clever, funny and entertaining. Well done!!

So convincing, really slick transitions between characters and scenes. Loved it!

Really entertaining & thought provoking”

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